The non-denominational Saint Satoshi Sunday Service is a safe space for those seeking salvation, sinners, and shitcoiners alike. With units of value denominated in Sats: Saint Satoshi will save us all from our shitcoining sins. Do not provide offering to the House of Satoshi, instead tithe Satoshi unto your own…

Nearly 2,000 years ago, Mathew 6:9–13 transcribed the .

Nearly 12 years ago, Satoshi Nakamoto Port:8333, transcribed the Bitcoin network genesis block.

Satoshi’s Prayer

Our Satoshi who art unknown, Pseudo be thy nym.
Thy block come, Thy Tx will be confirmed on chain as it is in mempool.

22/NOV/2020, Block#658,247 — We the People, in Order to form a more perfect Money, establish Scarcity, insure Probabilistic Immutability, provide for common Value Defense, promote General Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Bitcoin Network —


Blockbain is a licensed professional engineer and a certified bitcoin professional who specializes on the electrical power gird and bitcoin mining mechanics.

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