Saint Satoshi Sunday Service

Blockbain
2 min readMar 21, 2021

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The non-denominational Saint Satoshi Sunday Service is a safe space for those seeking salvation, sinners, and shitcoiners alike. With units of value denominated in Sats: Saint Satoshi will save us all from our shitcoining sins. Do not provide offering to the House of Satoshi, instead tithe Satoshi unto your own collection plate in a Preparation of Gifts annotied to oneself. These are some of our readings, Praise ₿TC.

Classical interpretation of Saint Satoshi minting the genesis block

Hail Satoshi

Hail satoshi, full of Grace. The code is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst nodes, and blessed is the block reward, bitcoin. Holy Satoshi, mother of Bitcoin: pray for us coiners, now and at the hour of our genesis. Hodlelujah !

Valley of the Shadow of Shitcoin

Though We walk through the valley of the shadow of shitcoin, We will fear no evil: for satoshi art with me; thy node and thy keys they comfort us. Thou preparest a time chain of blocks before us in the presence of our enemies: thou anointest our heads with encrypted energy; our change addresses runneth over.

Ezekiel 21:10

The path of the righteous bitcoiner is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish & the tyranny of evil shitcoiners. Blessed is he who, in the name of satoshi & good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the shadow of shitcoin, for he is truly his coins keyholder & the finder of unknown blocks

Our Satoshi

Our Satoshi who art unknown, Pseudo be thy nym.
Thy block come, Thy Tx will be confirmed on chain as it is in mempool.
Give us this day our daily sats, and forgive us our address reuse, as we forgive those who attempt double-spends against us,
and lead us not into ReHypothecation, but deliver us from fiat.
For the blockchain, the scarcity and the sovereignty are ours,
For now and ever.
Hodl.

Blessed be the fruit, hallowed by thy pseudonym.

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Blockbain

Blockbain is a licensed professional engineer and a certified bitcoin professional who specializes on the electrical power gird and bitcoin mining mechanics.